When I got back to my flat, I poured myself some tea. Unfortunately, I'd put two teabags into the mug, and only noticed this after I soaked them both with water...
My mind was spiralling at this point - do I succumb to very strong tea (it had started to look like a dark abyss), or transfer one of the teabags into another mug for later consumption?! Looking in the cupboard I found that there were no clean mugs left.
So now I have a mug and a bowl of tea, which I will drink out of like a chinese tea cup.
Edit: Too much tea... I can hear it swashing around inside my belly!